I ship a lot of things and I obsess over a lot of things and yeah. I don't even really know anymore.
*this blog is a WIP*
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Time zones suck thanks railroad
can i sue one direction for wearing tank tops
Plot Twist
Niall comes out and that’s the news
Me: I like to watch my Youtube videos in 1080p
Me: I don't like to wait for 1080p videos to buffer
Me: is sad
hi sorry i just wanted to say that it really makes me mad when people say the boys’ tattoos are really stupid. they’re on their bodies, not yours. it was their decision to get them, whether they have a meaning or not. you dont know, they could mean something very special to them or remind them of a good memory idk. you’re completely entitled to your opinion obviously just please dont post it on the internet because you never know when they’re gonna see it and maybe they’ll feel bad who knows basically do you want to cause these beautiful boys pain i didnt think so thank you and goodbye this has been a psa
So my professor was asking questions.
Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
Like 3 people: *raises hand*
Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
Me: *raises hand*
Professor: *points me out* why?
Me: It's illegal.
Professor: touche.
I’m not a misandrist, but I hate it when guys pretend to like comic books to get with girls. Ugh I bet they don’t even know Wonder Woman’s real name. Comics were clearly meant for women, just get back to the garage and fix my car like a good boy.
Reblog if I can anonymously leave you a sexually uncomfortable message.
If you can’t post it, I win.
If your ask is not up, or you have no anon box, you will not get a message.
Lets see how this goes….
please someone do this bc it could be hilarious omg
go go go you creeps ^^
(Source: t0ughtitties)
mcgee: hey there delilah what's it like in parson's files
did you know that you can spell Ziva’s full name using only the letters Z, I, V, A, and D?
And the hiatus has begun…
If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and
uh
yeah
Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u
I don’t know if it’s been pointed out before, but have you ever noticed how the first sniper points at John’s heart but when it comes to Sherlock, he points at his brain?
Like it’s their strongest points. Oh my god
“Harry Potter isn’t real” they said
“Magic is fake” they said
“What’s that green light coming out of that stick” they said
